DARLA 2009-2025

It is with a grief-stricken heart I must inform you that Darla the Wonder Dog, my beloved friend and trusted confidante, has passed away. Against all odds, she celebrated her sixteenth birthday in March of this year, after a long life beset with many serious physical ailments. These included a cancer diagnosis four-years ago for which she endured surgeries, radiation, and chemotherapy. Darla fought through it all without complaint and triumphed far beyond what we could hope for. However, the cancer recently reappeared and became too much, even for so valiant a warrior puppy as our brave Darla. She quietly slipped away at home held in the arms of we who loved her so dearly.

My family and I are despondent at the loss of the spirited soul whom I first brought home as a half-starved orphan, long ago. Our house no longer feels like a home, bereft as it now is of her over-sized personality. The rhythm of our lives, which had been happily built around Darla’s meals, walks, and rubs, is now gone. I don’t believe I will ever be happy again.

Darla was known by many nicknames including Pupolis, Darla Lovie, Puppy Beast, Pups, Nups, Schnups, Puppy of Love, Little Miss Pups, Bubba, and The Wonder Dog. She was sassy, opinionated, extremely intelligent, and hysterically funny. Most of all, Darla was filled with love, generating happiness everywhere. Her list of friends and admirers was worldwide, including rock stars and celebrities. She was truly one of the most extraordinary individuals I’ve known. Her loss is a void which can never be filled.  

I will try to find more soon to share of my stubby-tailed soul mate. For now, I hope you will hold your loved ones of fur, feather or fin closely, as they love us unconditionally. Our animal friends are one of the great blessings in life, but their shorter lives are the terrible price we pay for their companionship. Never take a second with them for granted.

Farewell to my sweet, little girl. My precious pup, my adarlable and darling… Darla.

Lou Brutus, August 2025

MERRY KNOTMAS

We are happy to unveil the 2024 Christmas card from Lou Brutus and Darla the Wonder Dog. It celebrates the 25th anniversary of Slipknot’s debut album on Roadrunner Records. The card art is based upon Lou’s 1999 poem “Twas the Night Before Knotmas.” The poem itself is contained on the inside of the card.

Of course, the illustration is by the great Alan MacBain. Each of the band members from that debut year are represented including Corey Taylor, M. Shawn Crahan, Sid Wilson, Jim Root, Mick Thomson, Craig Jones, Chris Fehn, Paul Gray, and Joey Jordison.

To get a card, you must first send a card. The address is PO Box 361 Arnold MD 21012. Please make sure that your return address is legible! There will only be 500 printed, so send yours ASAP. Merry Knotmas to all who celebrate!

THE GRAND ROCK N ROLL TOUR

We are proud to announce The Grand Rock N Roll Tour of the Upper American Latitudes! It’s a promo swing across Idaho, Iowa and Wisconsin for Lou Brutus to hang with HardDrive Radio listeners, affiliates and a whole lotta bands! He’ll be doing interviews, photography and/or stage hosting at the following shows…

Tues Aug 27 – In This Moment/Ice Nine Kills/Avatar/TX2 in Idaho Falls, ID

Weds Aug 28 – Disturbed/Plush in Dubuque IA

Thurs Aug 29 – Chevelle/Return to Dust/Tigercub Madison WI

Fri Aug 30 – Mudvayne/All That Remains Madison WI

Sat Aug 31 – Taste of Madison featuring Nonpoint/Like A Storm/Versus Me

Of course, LB will have free stuff from he and Darla the Wonder Dog including custom picks from InTune Guitar Picks, so keep your eyes open at the gigs! Lou Brutus is coming to town and Rock N Roll is coming with him!

MERRY KISSMAS!

The holiday card for 2023 from Lou and Darla has been unveiled! Entitled Deck the Halls Over it pays homage to the classic album cover art of Rock and Roll Over from KISS. The card art was designed by the amazing Alan MacBain based on the original cover art by Michael Doret. It was chosen to pay tribute to The End of the Road Tour wrapping up over the holiday season.

The cards are limited to just five-hundred copies! However, to get one, you must give one! Send a card to Lou & Darla – PO Box 361 – Arnold MD 21012. You do NOT need to include self-addressed stamped envelope, just send a holiday card with your return address clearly visible.

UPDATE: There has been an overwhelming response to the card this year. The initial run of cards is now gone BUT there has been a second printing ordered of one-hundred. If you’ve sent a card already, we should have you covered. However, you may not see your return card until just before or just after Christmas itself. UPDATE: All cards are now completely gone. Thanks!

RUDOLPHER: THE 2022 HOLIDAY CARD

The 2022 holiday card from Lou and Darla has been unveiled! Entitled Rudolpher it’s a mashup of the Revolver album cover from The Beatles and the Rankin/Bass classic Christmas specials. Card art was again done by the legendary Alan MacBain based on the original cover art by Klaus Voormann. Each card has been hand/paw/hoof signed by Lou, Santa, Darla, and Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

There are a limited amount of cards available. To get one, you must give one! Send a card to Lou & Darla – PO Box 361 – Arnold MD 21012. You do NOT need to include self-addressed stamped envelope, just send a holiday card with your return address clearly visible.

UPDATE: There has been an overwhelming response to the card this year. The initial run of cards is now gone BUT there has been a second printing ordered. If you’ve sent a card already, we should have you covered. However, you may not see your return card until just before or just after Christmas itself.